Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
In previous discussions, he mentioned that he wanted to celebrate the birth of his second son. Then he later mentioned smoking some meat. I’m not sure how those two are related or if the celebratory meat smoking is still happening. I am sure, however, that the hare will be sleep deprived and fun to mess with!
Edit: Shortly after posting this event the hare reached out to me and provided some details. I’m sure it was entirely coincidental…
“"Vomit Comet is setting trail in honor of the birth of his co-hare and latest crotch Goblin, Charles. Cum out to the Francis Park Racquetball Court for a trot through South City. A Walker's trail will be provided as well as some smoked meats should the child allow it."