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Saturday 09/14/2024 #1873

Whistle's Other Half's Half-Birthday Half-Assed Tr @ Half-Basketball Court, Clifton Heights Park, 6100 Simpson Ave

Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!


Directions:

Attention all half-minds and half-wits! Prepare for a trail that’s half-planned, half-baked, and halfhearted. We're honoring Princess Starkissed's half-birthday, which is half a reason to celebrate and half a reason to just show up.

What to Expect:

Half-Mile Trail: Or maybe it's just half of what the hares felt like doing. Who’s measuring, anyway? Certainly not the hares. Can you tell we're only half-serious about distance?

Costumes? Half-Mandatory. Wear your best half-costume or just show up half-dressed. Bonus points if your outfit looks like you picked it while you were half-asleep.

Half-Assed Spirit: This half-assed celebration is about having all the fun with half the effort. Expect a half-planned trail where getting lost is half the fun!

So whether you’re a vessel half-full or a vessel half-empty kind of hasher, there’s always room for more beer, and we’ve got you covered. And don't worry—whatever happens, you’ll only half-remember it the next day anyway!


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