Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
What to Expect:
Half-Mile Trail: Or maybe it's just half of what the hares felt like doing. Who’s measuring, anyway? Certainly not the hares. Can you tell we're only half-serious about distance?
Costumes? Half-Mandatory. Wear your best half-costume or just show up half-dressed. Bonus points if your outfit looks like you picked it while you were half-asleep.
Half-Assed Spirit: This half-assed celebration is about having all the fun with half the effort. Expect a half-planned trail where getting lost is half the fun!
So whether you’re a vessel half-full or a vessel half-empty kind of hasher, there’s always room for more beer, and we’ve got you covered. And don't worry—whatever happens, you’ll only half-remember it the next day anyway!