It's that time of the year again. It's time for the legendary anal gift exchange. Dress in your best ugly Christmas sweater, or as santa, or as an elf, or just wear what you normally wear. IDGAF, I'm not your supervisor. But what I do give a fuck about are the very special details about this hash, some of which are definitely not copy and pasted from last year:

Pre-lube: Gramophone. Grab you a sandwich, it's going to be long and busy night to be getting food on trail.

Circle Up: 6:30 at Tropical Liqueurs. Because it wouldn't be BH4 if we didn't go there.

On-out: 7:05, let's do the dang thing.

There will be no hash cash. BRING CASH AND ID.

Gift Exchange: If you want to play... wrap something funny, creative, and/or shitty to exchange (spend $0-$15). We'll play "Rob Your Neighbor" at the last bar and hashers will fight for your crap.

WHITE ELEPHANT RULES:

1. Each player brings one wrapped gift

2. Players draw numbers to determine what order they will go

3. The #1 player selects a gift from the pool, opens it and makes sure everyone can see it. THERE WILL BE A TIME LIMIT FOR THIS PROCESS SO IT DOES NOT TAKE A MILLION HOURS.

4. The following players can pick an unwrapped gift from the pool or steal a previous player’s gift. Anyone who gets their gift stolen in this way can do the same.

5. A gift can only be stolen once per turn, which means players who have a gift stolen from them have to wait to get it back.

6. After TWO swaps, the item is frozen and cannot be stolen again (otherwise things could drag on for a long time).

7. After all players have had a turn, the #1 player gets a chance to swap the gift they are holding for any other opened gift, that is not frozen.

Please be sure to RSVP if you are going so we can get a head (who said head?) count for the exchange and give our stop a heads (I'll take some of that!) up on how many wanks will be cuming by!