NOTE THE EARLY START TIME
Your Hares of Honor, Sweet Ho Alabama and The Asshole Whisperer, request the honor of your presence at the Always a Bridesmaid Hash at the Statue of the Naked Truth 1938-1998 South Grand Boulevard, Saint Louis, Missouri 63104 on Saturday the twenty-third of September, two thousand and twenty-three, at three o'clock in the afternoon.
On-After to follow immediately after
Bridesmaids' dress attire requested. Cash and ID suggested.
Our absent bride has a to-do list about three miles long and she needs her bridesmaids to handle her things! Bring complaints about how ugly the dresses are, passive aggressive remarks about your own looming spinsterhood, your best groomsman-snagging game, and Listerine. Expect cocktail tastings, DJ sampling, photoshoots, and cake tests. Oh, and $7 for hash cash, 'cause Bridesmaiding is expensive.