Sweet Ho's Easter Keg Hash + Adult Easter Egg Hunt @ 5026 Adkins Ave, St Louis, MO 63116, United States
Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
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Easter was named for the OG reason for the celebration, the pagan goddess of Spring, Eostre. Do you know what Eostre loved? Humping. She was all about fertility. So her symbol is, obvi, the rabbit. She gets us. Her other symbol is eggs, so let's honor her with a hash featuring Easter Kegs and an-on after at Bevo Mill's Adult Easter Egg Hunt.
Trail will start at 3pm (NOTE THE EARLY TIME)
You'll be hopping down the bunny trail in search of treats and beer, if you go wanna full theme and celebrate with sex on trail you do you! Or another wank (or two).
$7 hash cash does not include ticket to the on-after.
On-After: Das Bevo is hosting their annual adult Easter egg hunt. Don’t let the kids have all the fun. Come drink beer, eat dinner, and search for eggs full of odd prizes. There will be a few golden eggs, whoever finds wins a prize! The kitchen and bar open at 5, the egg hunt starts at 6:30. Reserve your $5 ticket at the link below. The hare has no idea when/if this will sell out and is not responsible for your butthurt if you don't get a ticket.
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