Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
So, make your way to the underpass at Thurman & DeTonty to see what he has baked up for us.
Edited to add: Further information provided by the hare: There will be a trail, some treats, a Turkey/Eagle split, a Mystery Hare…and one hare that is averaging like 4 hours of sleep per night these days.