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Wednesday 12/21/2022 #1741

The Asshho Ho Hole Whisperer’s Pub Crawl @ Fortune Teller Bar 2635 Cherokee St, St. Louis, MO 63118

Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!


Hare: The Assho Ho Hole Whisperer

It's a holiday Pub Crawl and you'll be walking to bars... so dress festive or wear an ugly Christmas sweater. But if you show up in running clothes, looking for some exercise, we will definitely make fun of you.

Hash Cash will not be collected, but attendance will be taken. You are responsible for your own tab at each bar. Protip: BRING CASH. The entire party trying to manage cards for each stop is gonna take forever, so take care of your bartenders, tip them and make their lives easier.

5:30-6:30pm Optional pre-lube at Taqueira El Bronco. You need tacos, they've go tacos, and you'll start this alcoholic odyssey with a full bowlful of jelly.
6:30pm Gather at Fortune Teller Bar
7:15pmish Whiskey Ring
8ish Earthbound Beer

Gift Exchange: If you want to play... wrap something funny, creative, and/or shitty to exchange (spend $0-$15). We'll play "Rob Your Neighbor" at the last bar and hashers will fight for your crap.


1. Each player brings one wrapped gift

2. Players draw numbers to determine what order they will go

3. The #1 player selects a gift from the pool, opens it and makes sure everyone can see it. THERE WILL BE A TIME LIMIT FOR THIS PROCESS SO IT DOES NOT TAKE A MILLION HOURS.

4. The following players can pick an unwrapped gift from the pool or steal a previous player’s gift. Anyone who gets their gift stolen in this way can do the same.

5. A gift can only be stolen once per turn, which means players who have a gift stolen from them have to wait to get it back.

6. After TWO swaps, the item is frozen and cannot be stolen again (otherwise things could drag on for a long time).

7. After all players have had a turn, the #1 player gets a chance to swap the gift they are holding for any other opened gift, that is not frozen.

Big Hump Hash House Harriers - St. Louis, Missouri - Established 1999