Hey, the holiday season is here, and that Elf on the F-ing Shelf has been talking smack about you lately. It’s time to chase that little mofo down and show him what for. He’s been spotted in the area, so we’ll circle up in downtown Webster and start the hunt.

Circle 2pm, Saturday at 10 W Lockwood Ave (SW corner of S Elm and W Lockwood) in the Webster UCC lot.

Marked Location What3words locator: puff.thick.blitz

What to expect: Pavement, Webster shiggy, multiple beer stops, snitching lil elves that deserve stitches, Walker, Eagle, and leftover-Turkey trails, naughty/nice redemption opportunities, and more. Mostly animal and wheels friendly. Hares: Strap On, 2 F*ck Canuck, and Do Hard Things (in his inaugural haring event) Note: 2pm circle time!