Since TSA/Tased are busy or whatever, I've taken over for the most celebrated event of the year...THE PUMPKIN BEER 2K!
Circle up at Francis Slay Park in all of your Orange attire where you will be led on a short trail to properly warm you up before the main event.
Pumpkin Beer 2K Rules: - You may participate solo or as a 2-person team (4-person teams are also allowed, but will not be recognized or eligible for prizes). To qualify as a 2-person team each runner must complete 2 laps - A full, delicious pumpkin flavored beer must be consumed by the runner before beginning each (0.31 mile) lap - 4 Laps and you are done!* Easy as Pumpkin Pie** * - If you puke, a 5th lap is required as penalty (for a tandem, this lap must be run by the puker) ** - Also the prizes
The hares will supply plenty of Pumpkin flavored alcoholic beverages, but if you have a favorite you are welcome to supply your own 6-pack in lieu of hash cash.
Will you become one of the illustrious champions never to be forgotten? Such as: Solo: Disco Ass (2021) Fatliner (2019) Licks and Sticks (2018)
Tandem $5$5$5/Cum in Sumthing (2021) Fridge Cum/Vomit Comet (2019) Claim to Flame/In Your Endo (2018)
On-After: Nick's?