Your Hares of Honor, Sweet Ho Alabama and The Asshole Whisperer, request the honour of your presence at the Always a Bridesmaid Hash, Saturday the twenty-fourth of September, two thousand and twenty-two, at three o'clock in the afternoon.
3500 Hartford St, St. Louis, MO 63118

On-After to follow immediately after on the patio of Friendly's Bar & Grill.
Bridesmaids' dress attire requested, cash and ID on trail suggested.
Our absent bride has a to-do list about three miles long and she needs her bridesmaids to handle her things! Bring complaints about how ugly the dresses are, passive aggressive remarks about your own looming spinsterhood, your best groomsman-snagging game, and Listerine. Oh, and $7 for hash cash, 'cause Bridesmaiding is expensive.