Bungle Hangover Hash by Dewey @ Paul C. Wehner Memorial Park
Hash Trash:
Hash Trash #1715: On-After Edition (Dewey's Version)
There we were, at bar 3 of 3 looking to feed hungry hashers. The group had dwindled down to six: Asshole, LOO, Purdy, Dewey, SCUBA, and Just Andrew. As Dewey and LOO saddled up to get a beer, a young man asked if we had been playing kickball. "Nope, just out for a run and some beers!" To which he replied, "oh yeah, I've done that before." Now when I say this was a young man, I mean like 22 at the oldest (spoiler, I wasn't far off*). We kind of laughed it off but then he added "yeah it was last year, I found a bunch of people drinking at a park near Big Bend so I ran back with them to Deer Creek Park. I was getting off work at this butcher shop."
Oh shit.
We remember this kid. Triple D was literally talking about it at the beer stop last night. He had asked if he could put his steak in the cooler and then (as SCUBA pointed out) ran shirtless back to the end. What are the odds that this dude shows up again, the night of another shitty Dewey trail where I used the same beer stop? Small Town St. Louis!
*Just Micah pointed out that he was not 21 and showed "some lady" a fake ID. At this, the bartender was side-eyeing him and he said that he is in fact 21 now 😂
Directions:
Cash only! $7! Oh hey nerds! Thought we'd have a nice recovery run for after the events of the weekend 😈
Start: Paul C. Wehner Memorial Park
https://maps.app.goo.gl/QQTV1GwacbRMq9rp8
What to expect: a turkey/eagle split, shots, some parks, mileage, NO WALKER TRAIL (there's a turkey though, so...)
Bring: new shoes, virgins, a sense of humor, cranium lamp, short shorts (I want to see those Bungle tans)
