UPDATE FROM THE HARE: Location has been updated - new start is at St. Vincent County Park - main parking lot/trailhead lot: https://goo.gl/maps/9rWWkkhaFVxb2XnJ7
There will still be shiggy, but no longer the kind you have nightmares about. This is no longer a graduate level trail - more like a level 200.

Oh hey, you there. What's doing? I saw you lingering there. Been pretty hot lately, huh? Hey, why don't you step over this way, into my office. Yeah, it's right off my family room. Come on in. What's that? Yeah, I do my best work in here. Do lots of real interesting shit in here. Like what? Well, I plan some adventures here and there. Here, we'll get into that, grab a comfortable seat, I'll pour you a drink, you look like a brown liquor kind of guy. Here, drink it in, drink it deep. I got something to show you. I figured you'd like it. It's tough to look at, but with sufficient preparation, I think you'll come to like it. What is it? Well I like to call it a #thiccboi. Thiccboi Shiggy is its formal name. A guy named I Feel Tower turned me on to it - actually he might be joining us a bit later. Sure, it's not for everyone. But with a little introspection and a lot of want to, I think it'll be worth your while. This cumming Wednesday, Disco is laying a super special 42nd birthday trail. This is a graduate level trail. There will be shiggy, oh yes. Socks of shiggy are damn near required, you can't go wrong with pants actually. Bug stuff and perhaps a cranium light to boot. Don't sweat it though. I'll get you to a fantastically refreshing beer stop, with some nice views and perhaps an opportunity to cool off. Only problem is, it's a bitch to get back.