Wednesday 07/20/2022 #1709
Mouthwest Airlines @ Berra Park
Hash Trash:
It ain't no joke, the temperature was smoke
We watch the world drowning in sweaty company
Deathwatch the world rebuff the fires and street mires
Hey, I know it's just a song but it's spice for the hash trash
This is a hare attack, Mouthwest took us out and then back
It's just like any trail, we retact to its impact
And just like hashing it's a passion for the drunkards and unzipped
If you got the chalk, they'll come
And run it just to drink in the Claw
We came to play, but no, children were running around
Their family offered meat to keep us alive, waiting for hash cash to arrive
And a kid to follow, Delta’s pizza for to swallow
But if the offer's shunned, you might as well be hashin' on the sun
Five minutes to go they broke out and they poke out
Free of runner oppression together they strolled
And they walked out to the Hill down Kingshighway
I wasn’t there man so what the hell happened
Then runners were out some were slow hounds some were fast hounds
Some they found White Claw and some drank it up to
Fight back 'gainst the melt down
And then we found moonshine at the moon stop
Because drinking is hashin’ the true meaning of it
With no delay, hashers likewise were running down
Hoping if they stayed alive, six to eight beers to arrive
And if they follow, trail to the music’s calling
But the hare had shunned, we might as well be hashin' on the sun
It ain't no joke when it’s TGP and the pack is soaked
With their sweat so we crashed a date and they were not stoked
The picnic is broke down, so just drink down and focus on the letdown
Mouthwest Airlines can't provide no water at the beer stop
So we knocked back, went back and then the pack did get back
Kids at 10:00? This neighborhood is under attack
The RA sang the Ball Song, back-to-back, love a replay
Dewey suggested Just Jess is bold enough to be named (hey, hey)
To our dismay, Just Jess’ answers were running out
But we know that she fucked a cop on a slide
And if she’d swallowed, there’d be a nameless tomorrow
But for the officer's fun, she got named after hashin' on the sun
You might as well be hashin' on the sun
You might as well be hashin' on the sun
You might as well be hashin' on the sun
You might as well be hashin' on the sun
<3 Sweet Ho Alabama
Directions:
$7 hash cash
Big Hump Hash House Harriers - St. Louis, Missouri - Established 1999
