Eye Swallow & Kampground Cummer @ St Charles, MO
Hash Trash:
Trail 1674- Feb 2, 2022
After a quick pre-lube at the Wine Bar in New Town, the pack began to assemble in the lovely warmth of Campground Cummers living room. After a beer or two more, the hash collective agreed to get the show on the road and start circle.
In honor of Groundhog day, the original trail was going to be a mind numbing repeat of the same trail over and over again BUT since it was ball numbing cold, the hares relented and we only did trail once! Eye Swallow intended to wear a woodchuck hat but couldn't find one, so an owl hat was the best we got.
The trail was one big frozen water crossing (ie shit ton of snow) marked in pinkish red flour that Winey would have hated. Wet Spot took the lead in checking checks and at a particularly difficult one, late cummer, Quarter Pound Me caught up to the pack and got his fire ball shot check.
Campground Cummer got her first lifetime FRB to the On In!
Circle moved inside for beers and yummy fresh salsa. Quarter Pound Me was declared Hash Shit for his amazing Amish like Barn Raising Clothing choices.
Also this night some stalwart, but scared to cross a bridge during snowmaggedon, hashers met up for an impromptu DP. Other hashers wisely stayed home and hopefully had some beers too! Whether you stayed in, DP'd, or froze your ass off in New Town, we are all part of the Hasher Family!! On on!!
- Wet Spot
Directions:
Hares: Eye Swallow and Kampground Cummer
Location: 3229 Domain Street
St. Charles 63301
(meet in the back parking lot)
What to expect: A superdeeduper shitty hash. Plan on a .5 mile trail. Snow and ice cumming in strong so wear your face covering, boots and gloves.
Probably want to drive a 4 wheel vehicle, you are cumming to New Town so the roads won't cleared until next week. Maybe a bar will be open for an on after. It's doubtful but these swingers like to party so we will have to wait and see what Mother Nature has in store for us.
$7 hash cash
