Leaving On a Hash Plane To the tune of “Leaving on a Jet Plane” All my flour’s packed, I’m ready to go I’m standing here outside your door I hate to tank you up and say goodbye. But the trail is breakin’ it’s early morn’ The hash is waitin’, they’re blowin’ the horn Already I’m so thirsty I could cry. CHORUS: So chase me and cheer for me. Tell me that you’ll leer for me. Chase me like you really want me so. I’m leavin’ on a hash plane. I don’t know when I’ll be back again. Oh beer, I hate to go. There’s so many times I’ve laid flour down. So many times I’ve screwed around. I tell you now it’s the best damned thing. Every place I hash, I think of you. Every down I do, I do for you. When I come back, I’ll wear your cock ring CHORUS Now the time has come to leave you One more time let me frig you. Then close your eyes I’ll be on my way. Dream about the hash to come When I won’t have to hash alone. About the times, I won’t have to say CHORUS Big Hump gathers across the river to bid Hashy Trails to Pee Cock and Hebrew Hammer, and Triple D is bringing the heat by starting trail at a motherfucking ZOO. Short trail, Bell-Scott H3 is hosting another trail and farewell party after. Circle up: Tri-Township Park Troy, Illinois (38.7288253, -89.8912877) Pavilion next to the petting zoo! $7 hash cash