A Purdy Drunk Blackout Wednesday Hash @ Loughborough Lowes & Schnucks parking lot
Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Directions:
Hashers. You've waited all year for OUR holiday... It's finally DRINKSGIVING!!! Let's celebrate with a little jaunt in some virgin neighborhoods in the city. Circle up at the far eastern side of the parking lot between Loughborough Lowes and Schnucks. (Aim for the middle so neither store knows who's problem we are.) We'll cranium out from there into the neighborhoods in search of other professional drinkers in their native habitats. We'll burn some calories and get those cravings for turkey and mashed potatoes started. There will be a beer stop, but you'd best bring your ID, cash, and mask to take advantage of the optional beer stops enroute. Cranium lights are strongly encouraged. (If you plan your night correctly, you should be able to coast into the family gatherings on Thursday with a solid buzz. That'll certainly make it easier to tune out your crazy uncle and the rest of your bickering fam.)
Circle up on the eastern side of the parking lot in front of the Loughborough Lowes & Schnucks
Google map link: https://goo.gl/maps/rrtxD5FkEj81iMhe6
Bring: ID, cash, mask, cranium lamp, liver, & hashcash
-Purdy & ChewieChewieChewie