Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Everyone give it up for America's favorite fighting Frenchman
I'm taking this hash by the reins
Making these wanks drunker is my domain
And I'll lay that beer stop, run 'em to the blow job
And turn 'em up and scatter the FRBs
Watch me layin 'em, playin' 'em, enraging 'em, ow
I go to Hash Cash for more funds
I come back with more Buds
Walkers, runners co-exist
We'll make a dazzling tableau
No need to take a Lyft
We can end this trail at my park, come back to where we meet, but
For this to succeed, there is someone else we need
I know (Tazed n Confused!)
Start Location: Lafayette Park https://goo.gl/maps/
Everything friendly. Turkey trail will be walkable.
On-After: Broadway Oyster Bar (Kitchen open until 10).
736 S Broadway, St. Louis, MO 63102
Bonus: Voodoo Phish (for $8 cover)