Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Get your costume ready, there will be prizes! Last year's Worst Trail of the Year returns with a vengeance, turning tricks into treats... wait.
I'm going to lay it down without interruptions from children this time - wait, that sounds bad, too.
It's going to be wet and gross but the eating will be so sweet - OH NO
Look, put on a costume and come hard for me.
Beer, candy, surprises, Halloween. Walker/wheels/totally convincing dog costume friendly. Cranium lamp and shiggy socks not required.
Start: In between the shitter and the playground at Joseph R. Leisure Park
6464-6200 Christy Blvd, St. Louis, MO 63116
On-After: CASH ONLY The Haunt
5000 Alaska Ave, St. Louis, MO 63111
They'll be having a pumpkin carving contest, they will sell us pizzas, they have a big backyard/patio and dogs are welcome.