Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Join Mouthfull of Fart and Frankie The Dick Thrusting Pussy Eater as they take you on a journey you will be able to tell your grandkids about, provided you don't die on this trail. The evening will begin with a defiling of an elementary school and things will devolve from there.
Hares will bring back Big Hump tradition and WILL BE AWAY AT 7:00!!!! I repeat... HARES WILL BE AWAY AT 7:00!!!!!! None of this dilly dallying at 7:20 while we wait for Locknut to show up to hare a trail.
Not really dog friendly unless you are confident in your dog's trail abilities. Not walker friendly in the least bit but walkers will be given the beer stop location and they will have a relaxing stroll.
CRANIUM LIGHT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!
Change of shoes is HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!
Bug Spray probably
Change of clothes if you are not good at balance (looking at you, TSA)
a tuning fork
wiffle ball bat
Meat UP @ 6:30pm:
Blade's Elementary School
5140 Patterson Rd, St. Louis, MO 63129
Memoreze at JR's saloon
Drink and be merry after, here