Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Shitty Fuck and Vomit Comet have a just over 4 mile Eagle and a slightly shorter Turkey trail. The trails will have minimal (but not 0) shiggy, minimial (but not 0) want for a cranium lamp and minimal (but not 0) skunked Bungle IPAs. A 2.25 mile, wheel friendly, walker trail will be getting laid. Water and Hater-ade will be thrown at all sober and parched hashers in great abundance and with reckless abandon.
Circle up: Marshalls Parking Lot at Deer Creek Park in Maplewood
3200F Laclede Station Rd, Maplewood, MO 63143
Google maps: https://goo.gl/maps/PJGrU7q9zFJmFFD46