Circle: Affton, parking lot South of Carpenter's Apprentice School
Hare: Frankie the Dick-Thrusting Pussy Eater
RA: Quarter PoundMe
(In)Significant Runs: Louis C.O.C.K. (20), Princess Pussy Pants (35), Fatliner (45), Road Kill (135), Eye Swallow (195), Splash Mount'em (195), TSA (195), Frankie the Dick-Thrusting Pussy Eater (230)
Beer Stop: Abandoned Rothman Furniture Parking Lot
Visitors: Barely ManBelow (Eugene H3), Beer Factor (Boise H3), Freda Goodhom (Eugene H3), Rambo (Kigali H3 - Rwanda)
Hash Shit: Quarter PoundMe (for not providing us with an actual Tornado)
On-After: Hot Shots
Due to short notice no planning went into this trail whatsoever. This trail has never ever ever been laid before and we have never ever ever started from this location before.
Where - Affton, MO
8440 Valcour Ave in the parking lot to the north of the Carpenter's Apprentice School. If you don't know what north is, look at the Carpenter's Hall from the road and then look left kinda. That's the one.
When: Meet up at 6:30. HARE AWAY AT SEVEN O'CLOCK SHARP. NO FUCKING JOKE!
Bring: It gonna rain like a motha fucka till the end of days so bring dry clothes, dry shoes, and dry lube. $7 too. Probably start with the shoes you don't mind losing to some mud sucking. I have no idea what's out there you guys.
On After: Hot Shots Webster Groves
Drink here after!