Tazed is co-haring this shitshow!

Beer miles victims. We’ve heard you. Too much carbonation. Too much volume. Too cold beer. 

What if? What if we could CHANGE everything by simply changing the beverage?

We’ve got something special for you going into this Cinco de Mayo. The Cinco de Mile Tequila Mile. Similar rules as the Beer Mile, substituting 1.5 oz of tequila for 12 oz of beer. Start with one shot, run 400 meters, repeat, repeat, repeat. Easy. 

Circle up at Joseph L. Adams Park (street parking on Northmoor). 
7000 Northmoor Dr, St. Louis, MO 63105
https://goo.gl/maps/oyUseErm3P6T8cyr6

There will be a short trail before the real fun begins. Shitty tequila, limes, and salt will be provided, but you may bring your own fancy tequila if you allow the hares and hareraiser to sample to ensure there is no cheating. 

Do not bring your lucky shot glass (no glass allowed). 

Definitely bring:
Shiggy socks
Water wings 
Cranium lamp
Taters 
Prophylactics 

On-after at Mission Taco
6235 Delmar Blvd, St. Louis, MO 63130
https://goo.gl/maps/hKP4UQL7mxeAa1ue7

https://www.missiontacojoint.com/menu
$2 tacos and tequila after 10pm!
Good luck, suckers

TSA And Tazed