Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Look people. We all know it’s gonna snow. Bring your ass to the hash anyway. It’ll be fun! I promise! Probably bring a change of shoes. I sure as fuck am not dumb enough to cross water in the cold, like Lock Nut, But it’s probably gonna be slushy and dry socks and shoes will be nice during the two hour circle that has been planned.
What: SLEDDING!!!! And a trail for the losers who don’t want to sled.
What to bring: snowmobile, snow blower, snow shovel, snow boots, snow suit, snow balls, snow men, snow women, eggs, bread, milk, 7 bucks, virgins, snow.
On after: TBD. The pack will be presented with some options. You must choose from the options presented and are not allowed to go anywhere else.