Circle: Abandoned Schnuck's, 1225 S Florissant Rd, St Louis
Hares: Disco Ass, Lack of Oxygen
RAs: Greg LooseAnus, Claim to Flame
(In)Significant Runs: Reverse Australian Shepherd (5), Pillow Fucker (30), Splash Mount'em (130), Purdy Mouth (335), Lock Nut Monster (535), Whiney Bitch (677)
Virgin: Just Dan (Just Matt N.) [joke]
Visitor: Whore's Whisperer (Lost Boobs H3, Phoenix) [song]
Beer Stop: Next to UMSL Fine Arts Building
Hash Shit: Disco Ass (raiding Dewey's wine cellar for the Wine Stop)
On-After: Marley's Bar and Grill
Disco Ass and Lack of Oxygen storm the cul-de-sacs of Normandy and valiantly retake the high ground of Cool Valley. Expect pavement, light shiggy, heavy shiggy and urban exploration. Shiggy socks are highly encouraged.
Recently shuttered Schnucks
1225 S Florissant Rd
St. Louis, MO 63121
Marley's Bar and Grill
2946, 500 S Florissant Rd.
Ferguson, MO 63135