Circle: Global Foods, Kirkwood
Hare: Tased and Confused
RA: Stink Palm
(In)Significant Runs: Never Been Blown (5), Ovary Punch (77), Hardly Ever Cums (88), Licks and Sticks (122)
Beer Stop: Kirkwood Park Ampitheatre
Hash Shit #1: Greg LooseAnus (Almost getting Green Dress cancelled)
Hash Shit #2: Headcheese (Driving a cadillac station wagon to the hash)
Hash Shit #3: Dicksmoker (Not sure, we were off the rails at this point)
On-After: Club Taco (we wasted enough post-circle time to hit Happy Hour, 9pm-close)
This weekend has 3 days! Surely you can spare one of them to hash. Come out to Kirkwood and I’ll get you wet without having to use multiple water crossings.
Circle: Global Foods
421 N Kirkwood Rd.
Kirkwood, MO 63122
https://goo.gl/maps/Mt9a2F3e3e42
What To Expect: 3-5 Mile Trail, Turkey-Eagle Split, Pavement, Shiggy, Beer, Probably a Halt of some kind.
What To Bring: Yourself, More virgins (for us to lose and injure), a change of shoes is always a good idea
On-After: Club Taco
200 N. Kirkwood Rd.
Kirkwood, MO 63122
https://goo.gl/maps/ritVQwgcjax