Circle: St. Louis Community College - South County
Hares: Cum on the Record, PastHer Mourning Wood
RA: Stink Palm
(In)Significant Runs: Just Bacon (5), PastHer Mourning Wood (65), Tased and Confused (115), Frankie the Dick-Thrusting Pussy Eater (211), How Do You Like My Headlights NOW (220), Claim to Flame (366), Stink Palm (390), Dewey Sexual System (533)
Visitor: Addadicktome (Shekou H3)
Virgin(s): Just Cameron B., Just Liz, Just Robert M., Just Salvador
Beer Stop: Along New Baumgartner Rd.
Hash Shit: Cum on the Record, PastHer Mourning Wood (Getting Everybody Wet?? I don't remember the specific charge)
Naming: Just Liz B. will forever be known as Phallus Necrosis
On-After: Dylan's Sports Pub & Grill
catharsis - purification or purgation of the emotions (such as pity and fear)
schadenfreude - pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune
cathartic schadenfreude - this trail
The creeks are full and the shiggy is thick. For this fourteen hundred and eighty-third gathering of these Big Hump Hash House Harriers, your hares will dive deep into the South Lands. We will go up hill. We will go down hill. We will go through creeks, brush, thorns, and poisoned plants. There will be pavement. There will be beer. There will be self-doubt. There will be introspection. There will be a purging of weakness through shared misery and deliverance through communal drinking. So trim your finger and toe nails, put liquid skin on any open wounds, and get ready to rumble.
What to bring:
An entire change of clothes. Head-to-toe.
Your best, not-new kicks.
What to expect:
Trail will be live. The shiggy is our canvas.
East Commuter Lot
4115 Meramec Bottom Rd.
Dylan's Sports Bar
675 Jeffco Blvd.
Arnold, MO 63010