Circle: Joseph L. Adams Park
Hare: Tats Snatch and Ass (TSA)
RA(s): Disco Ass/Stink Palm
Tequila Mile Winners: Secret Cervix (Solo) / Cum on the Record & Disco Ass (Duo)
(In)Significant Runs: Training Dykes (15), Cum on the Record (75), Is It InYouYet (77), Disco Ass (495), Dewey Sexual System (530)
(Very)Significant Runs: Roadkill (100), GregLooseAnus (150)
Hash Shit: Secret Cervix (for allegedly cheating to win the Tequila Mile)
Naming: Just Emily will be forever known as "2nd Shitter on the Grassy Knoll" (she shit on trail)
On-After: Mission Taco on Delmar
Beer mile victims. We've heard you. Too much carbonation. Too much volume. Too cold beer.
What if? What if we could CHANGE everything by simply changing the beverage?
We've got something special for you going into this Cinco de Mayo. The Cinco de Mile Tequila Mile. Similar rules as the Beer Mile, sustituting 1.5 oz of tequila for 12oz of beer. Start with one shot, run 500 meters, repeat, repeat, repeat. Easy!
There will be a short trail before the real fun begins. Shitty tequila, limes, and salt will be provided, but you may bring your own fancy tequila if you allow the hare to sample to ensure there is no cheating.
Do not bring your lucky shot glass (no glass allowed).
Circle up: Joseph L. Adams Park 7000 Northmoor Dr. St. Louis, MO 63105
On-after: Mission Taco - Delmar