This trash will start at the prelube. It was a gorgeous spring day, and we have had a long winter of drinking indoors. Beaner Weiner was generous enough to volunteer his patio to any that could sneak away. There was food, beer, the potential for karaoke (thanks, Strap On!), beer, dog, Free Mustache Rides changing into 2:19’s top, and beer.
So at this point I’m rather drunk, so I cannot guarantee any more of this trash is based in reality. $5 refused to move the start of the Free Beer Hash to Beaner’s, so we went to circle. It was the perfect storm of great weather and free beer to bring so many backsliders back! Some MAJOR offenders included Tu Tu Fairy, Holatteral Damage, Help Me I’m Wet, PMS, Mother Theresa, and Pillow Fucker. There was free beer. I forgot to listen to chalk talk, but I will summarize it as “Blah, blah, London, blah, checks are circles, blah..”.
Dewey brought me homemade pickles. They were fucking incredible. I almost ran with the jar, but I probably would have dropped them.
There was some running. I think I ran. This part is pretty fuzzy.
There was a beer stop. Leather Balls sucked on PMS’s toes.
We left the beer stop. It would have been significantly helpful to have a cranium light. My legs look like the Orientbeering hash, and I pulled a thorn out of my arm this morning.
Circle was girthy, with literally ALL of the lyrics of “Jesus Saves” sung. Tater Twat flashes her tits, which Cow Cock and I missed. She was kind enough to give us an encore! CODU and Frankie got hashshit for something.
On After was at ITAP CWE, and literally all the food places nearby were closed! El Presidente Claim ordered some Dominoes, and we feasted on Pizza, cookies, and pickles. Kind of the perfect night! Toxic and the man that made $5 cum to the hash (St Augies?) made appearances. Delicious beers were consumed. Smear campaigns continued. Fantastically shitty trail, $5. Bangalore is lucky to have you!