Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Dress Remix by D. System
Now usually I don't do this but uh...
Go head' on and break 'em off with a lil' pre-lube of the Green Dress
not tryin' to set trail
When there's a threat of rain and hail*
The way you hash is up to you
But I'm settin' you up to fail
That's why I'm only settin' a mile
Drinking warm beer with a smile
You must be faster than most
To make the win worthwhile
gimme that Stag beer
Lemme whistle that tweet tweet
Don't start chuggin' beer yet
Hashin' on Lafayette
While they sayin' in the RFT
the pre-lube to green dress
Everyone is a hot mess
Mama runnin' that mile
Won't help you finish your business
Who's winning the run?
Who cares when you're drunk?
It's the Green Dress' weekend baby
I'm about to have me some fun
Chug Chug Chug
Run Run Run Run Run Run
Meet at Lafayette
Square Park, corner of Mississippi and Park. There may be a short
warm-up trail and then the beer mile will begin.
As we've done in previous years, you can hash solo, as a pair of 2, or teams of 4.
Beer mile traditions:
Beers must be finished before continuing
Beer will be ice cold
Prizes will be awarded to the first place in each category (spoiler alert: it's booze)
Anyone that does not wish to participate can help at the stations or with timing.
*there is no rain in the forecast, but I needed something that rhymed
**if you vomit you run one additional lap (1/4 mile) if you want the time to count