Prepare your diddly-holes for a super special fun time and let Disco Record, LLC take you on a sordid adventure in the land of unrequited love and heartbreak known as Creve Coeur. 

This will not be a traditional trail. In fact, there won't be a trail at all. There won't be marks. There won't be true trail. There won't be a group of people running ahead of you to solve all the checks. And there absolutely, positively, unequivocally will NOT be a walker trail, although no one will stop you from sandbagging it the entire time. "So, Record, you surly asshole, what are we doing?"

ORIENBEERING!

This will be the hashy version of orienteering! Orienteering is a land navigation activity where you use a map and compass to find a set of given coordinates. At each coordinate, there is a marker in the ground with a number or stamp that you record. The fastest person or team to find all of the marks wins! "I don't have a compass!" you're probably thinking. Have no fear for you will not need one (although it wouldn't hurt). Instead, you will be provided with a map of the area with pre-plotted locations along with some clues. We chose Creve Coeur Lake because there are plenty of roads and landmarks for you to use to keep track of your location. You will pair up with another hasher and together you will navigate to these locations. At each spot, instead of a marker you will find a stash of beer of which you will take one, drink it, and keep the can. Each spot will have a different brand of beer at it. First team back with all of the cans will get a special down-down, but everyone will at least get their buzz on and have a good time. 

Circle Up: 

Creve Coeur Lake
Large parking lot by the Rowing Club
13777 Marine Ave, St. Louis, MO 63146
https://goo.gl/maps/i6yPhmvMrvH2

What to bring:

Will depend on the weather, but a change of shoes and socks is advisable.
Cranium lamp if you plan on taking forever.
Sense of adventure.

On-After:

TBD