Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Remember that one time when Fake Bake hared by himself? NO? Neither does he. Probably because he’s old and well……he never has. That changes Wednesday so get your Christmas Cookie eating, eggnog chugging ass to the LAST BIG HUMP HASH OF 2017.
Frozen things like fingers, toes and shiggy. God forbid it’s beer.
Balmy temperatures if you’re Canadian.
Runners and walkers trail.
A porta-potty at circle.
What You Need:
The usual shit to keep your body parts warm and stop you from whining.
Go to upper parking lot closest to Yoke Lore. Address: 8958 Watson Rd, St. Louis, MO 63119
Closest intersection: Grant Road & Watson Rd.