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Big Hump H3 - Trail # 1426 - 10th ANNUAL BIG HUMP HOBO HASH - END OF THE LINE
When: Saturday August 26th. Meet at 5:00, Away at 5:30
Venue: Old Rusty's Parking Lot
1201 N Main St
Edwardsville, IL 62025
Your hobo hares: GladHeAteHer and Plot My G-Spot
Never been to a Hobo Hash before? Never hashed in Edwardsville before? Never drank a case of wine outdoors in August before? Well my hashing friend, you are in luck. This Saturday G-Spot and I will be laying the last ever Hobo Hash in Edwardsville, IL. Why Edwardsville? Because're we're too lazy to scout Belleville. Why the last one? Ten sounded like a good even number to end on. Besides, I can now focus all of my energy into an ALF themed recurring hash.
We've decided to take all of the best elements of the last 9 hobo hashes and combine into one huge mess, minus that time when Full Service Ass Station drank all that scotch and then puked IN circle before passing out IN circle. There will be multiple booze stops. There will be a food stop. There will be a hobo challenge stop. We will literally make you work(we're not bums you know). Bring your own stick as Bindles will be provided. G-spot might make maps. Who knows?
What to Expect: - Hobo Marks, Shiggy, Wetness, Hobo Pie, Trains?, Hills, Booze, Wildlife, Beer, Pavement, Lots and Lots of Wine, Debauchery, Ribs, and of course, Awarding of King and Queen of the Hobos!
Previous Kings and Queens:
2008 – King: Frankie The Dick Thrusting Pussy Eater Queen: Do My Butt
2009 – King: Lock Nut Monster Queen: Barnstar
2010 – King: Stink Palm Queen: Diggity Diggity
2011 – King: Postage Tramp Queen: 2:19 From Chicago
2012 – King: Fake Bake Fuck Queen: Dewey Sexual System
2013 – King: Lock Nut Monster Queen: Purple Muffin' Stuffin'
2014 - King: Lazy Ass Queen: Bozo's Wet Dream
2015 - King: Stink Palm Queen: ? Was it Headlights this year? Fuck Me Pumps? I can't remember
2016 - King: Disco Ass Queen: Licks N Sticks
Is this trail near a metro link station?: No, but you could hop a Norfolf & Southern out of Shrewsbury and be there before sundown depending on the schedule.
Is this trail stroller/wheel chair friendly?: Hills+Creeks+Tracks make this trail virtually impossible for strollers/wheel chairs. Walker's map will be provided for the Bums that are unwilling to work(hash) for their beer.
On After Location:
The Corner Tavern (used to be called Cleo's)
In case you get lost or need further directions you may contact GladHeAteHer at (618)406-7684.
or Plot My G-Spot at (618)973-9091