Meet: **Now closed** Outback Steakhouse
7900 N Lindbergh Blvd
Hazelwood, MO 63042
(At the corner of N Lindbergh and Chez Paree Dr)

Directions:

So I wrote this 6 months ago:

"Poor Eye Swallow just got informed she's co-haring this Saturday. I told her not to worry; nobody shows up on Saturday anyway, especially when it's the Saturday after Thanksgiving. So prove me wrong and cum find out what special treat we've cooked up to commemorate the special #1369."

And a grand total of 5 (That’s right, 5!!!) retard hashers showed up. So what do Eye Swallow and Stinky do when nobody shows up for trail? That's right, we recycle that bitch 6 months later! And probably do an even shittier job laying it.

Walkers, wheelers: Sure

What to bring: virgins, cranium light, thirst, change of shoes, water balloons

Expect:Typical Stink-Eye trail:
beer, pavement, beer halt(s), shiggy, beer stop(s), death bridge of death, beer, rope climb, shot stop(s), Stinky Claus, beer, sex on trail, etc.

On After:
Mattingly's
8108 N Lindbergh Blvd
Florissant, MO 63031