Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
On the 69th day of
Christmas, my Big Hump gave to me...
The 1,374th annual "Pub Crawl White Elephant Gift Exchange Trail" !!!
Bring yourself, $7 hash cash, a $0-10 white elephant gift, and dress in your most festive, hashiest pub crawl duds. Beaner Wiener and his trusty elf, Cum On The Record, will lead you on a lovely winter wonderland stroll. There will be drinks, laughter and some holiday surprises (more elves? shiggy? water crossings?) as we stay warm next to the neon beer signs of our favorite holiday pubs. Cheap beer will be provided at some of the bars (until we run out of that hash cash), so plan to bring extra cash on the pub crawl portion of trail (if there is one?!?)
After trail, we'll jump in our sleigh and head to the On-After for the annual White Elephant Gift Exchange. Bring a wrapped $0-10 hashy gift to participate.
meet at the corner of Sublette & Reber, approximately 5500 Reber Place
The Hares will be there at 6:00pm, so feel free to come early for some cheap beer!
Don't you wish you knew! (this is where gift exchange will take place)
NOTE: trail will be ON-OUT promptly at 6:30pm (maybe earlier).
Arrive early or you may miss the chance to sit on Santa's lap.
On-After will be ready for us at 9:00pm.