Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Are you tired of the fast-paced, shiggy filled, walker, wheeler and dog unfriendly trails? Well, cum out this weekend to partake in the Hash Harlot's attempt to lay a S.S.L.U.T. (short slow lazy urban trail).
Expect a 5-6 mile true-trail for the racists among us, a trail around 2-3 mile true-trail for the turkeys and a more foot friendly, di-erect trail to the beer stop for the walkers/wheelers.
Plan on a fire at the beer stop to keep you warm when enjoying your tasty beverage, mid-trail snack and musical selections. And, while waiting for those who foolishly decided to do the eagle or those that just may take a minute longer on trail (gotten lost).
Jackson Park or Mooney Park
5 Vanderbilt Ave
Saint Louis, MO 63130
(Park on the gated street side of the park and meet in the grassy area)
TBD by vote after trail