The Basics:
Beginning:
Hares: Greg Loose Anus & Tased and Confused
Religious Advisor: GladHeAteHer
Virgin: Just Gina (Red Roper)
Visitors: Sesame Creep and You've Zen Fucked (Carolina Larrikins H3)
Hash Flash: Purdy Mouth
Hash Scribe: GladHeAteHer
Hash Cash: Dewey Sexual System
Trail:
A
magnificent pavement pounding shitty trail involving spinning around a
tennis racket then racing, Apple Pucker, Elevator H3, Champagne, Clayton
Craft Beer Cellar, Confused Claytonians
Circle:
FRB: Go Gayhound (loves the log), various other racists
DFL: drunkards
Hashy Birthday: Kibbles 'n Dicks, Dewey Sexual System
Best New Hash Name: Splash Mount'em
MINk Attire: People who hate The Judds
Best Hash Song: Sesame Creep with that one song about Baltimore women and their vaginas
Best Virgin Joke: You've Zen Fucked - Knock Knock..something something something...boobs
Hashshit Winners: The Hares for some bullshit but the probably deserved it
Announcements:
Tough Liver moved to September, hash next week is wear weird costumes
to offend Dogtown facebook page, Hobo Hash in October
Swing Low
Faithfully yours in the bond of hashing,
GladHeAteHer