The Premature Anniverculation of Greg LooseAnus: It will leave you Tased and Confused
Can you flopping half-minds believe that it has been almost one year since my unceremonious appearance and joining of this disastrously amazing kennel?
I have never had such mixed feelings…
I do not know how I lived so long without such amazing and fun people involving me in such asshat things. Though, I do know how I have survived as long as I have not knowing such asshat people involving me in such amazing and fun things…
But, anyway… I know it's a bit early (hence the premature) to celebrate my anniversary of cumming (anniversary + ejaculation, that's why it is an "anniverculation"), but who gives a deuce? It's only a month…give or take.
By this letter and with this trail, please let it be known that I have now decided to officially let you know in writing, that I consider myself and do make it known to others that I am a Hasher in the kennel known by the name of Big-Hump Hash House Harriers. As if you didn't know this already.
I want to also let you know what a wonderful burden it is and has been to serve, as Beermeister, such picky-ass, Whiney Bitch, unappeasable ingrates.
Seeing that it is my early anniversary, I couldn't resist the opportunity to share this occasion with a new and upcumming hare. Tased and Confused will be laying his first trail with me!!!
Now I will have somewhat of a co-anniversary on my future early ones. I will make sure to train him right…by showing him how to do everything wrong. I know how much you all love Walker trails longer than runner trails and when a garage door that won't open is the only thing standing between the kennel and the beer.
This trail will, also, take place in the location of my first hash, Shaw Park, and will have some resemblance (as much as my foggy memory can drudge up from that drunken point) to the Mad Hatter trail of that night. Or maybe it was Go Gayhound? …Strap On? I don't know. Ok, ok, it may not be anything like it at all.
No warnings of what may happen, just know we have some ideas brewing and stewing.
Be prepared……… be very prepared..*
Greg LooseAnus, BM, RAT, C-SM, HH, BNH, BNHN
Tased and Confused
*Some expressions in this letter may have been dramatized, changed or added for effect. This letter in no way reflects the thoughts or opinions of any of the parties involved.
27 S. Brentwood Blvd., 63105
South parking lot of the park, around the exit through the tunnel.
7347 Forsyth Blvd, 63105