Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
It's Locknut and Headlight's Birthday, and we would like to celebrate with a Roman Toga Party. And because we love torturing our neighbors, we are going to hash in Webster Groves.
Meet in the parking lot of the Webster Groves Rec Plex on the far end of the lot away from the kids going inside for hockey practice. https://goo.gl/maps/h4odHTu7fwo
Please arrive wearing your toga (i.e.: your bedsheet, or your roommate's bedsheet, or that dude/chick you hooked up with last weekend's bedsheet.)
On-after: Patio Party at the House of Locknut & Headlights. We will probably order pizzas.