Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
The exiting GMs, Dewey Sexual System & LockNut
Monster, will hare their last trail as our leaders.
Circle up on the parking lot behind The Post, Boogaloo, Crows Nest.
Approximate address is: 7359 Marietta, 63143:
https://goo.gl/maps/BDVyfTjcoaJ2
The hares will take you on a short trail, then we go right to Saratoga Lanes, where you will VOTE for the items
listed below. After voting, we will have
some yummy food, and you can bowl!
Email your nominations to dewey@big-hump.com,
locknut@big-hump.com, or iceprincess@big-hump.com.
YOU MUST BE PRESENT TO VOTE!
MISMANAGEMENT:
Grand Master
Hare Raiser
Main Hash Cash / Backup Hash Cash (need 2-3)
Main Haberdasher / Co-Haberdasher
Main Webmeister / Co-Webmeisters
Religious Advisors (need 5-6)
Hash Flashes (need 2-3)
Songmeister
Beermeisters (need 5-6)
Hash Harlot
BESTS / WORSTS:
BEST Hash/Trail
Best Beer Stop
Best On-After
WORST Hash/Trail
Best New Hasher (started hashing between 4/2015 & now)
Best New Name (name created between 4/2015 & now)
Most Traveled Hasher
Best Visitor from another Kennel
Hash Shit of the Year