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Saturday 03/19/2016 #1316

16TH AN'AL GREEN DRESS RUN @ Central West End

Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!


Directions:


Friday March 18th thru Sunday March 20th

REGO HERE:  http://www.big-hump.com/store.php
WHERE?:
Holiday Inn Express, Central West End
4630 Lindell Blvd., St. Louis, MO  63108


WHAT AM I DOING FOR 3 DAYS?:

FRIDAY 3/18:

3:00-6:00pm - Check-In/Socialize:
  Hashspitality Room is the hotel’s lower level Banquet Room (elevator behind reception desk) - lots of BEER provided.  Pick up your packets here (giveaways!)
6:00-8:00pm - Regular Hash Trail:  Hares: PMS (STL) & Fast Chug (KC). Circle location: TBD.  If you cannot make trail, the Hashspitality Room will be open.
8:00pm(ish) - Dinner in Hashspitality Room.
8:30pm(ish)-11:30pm - Karaoke in Hashspitality Room.
Hashspitality Room closes sometime around 2:00am, or whenever Dewey goes to bed.

SATURDAY 3/19:
Breakfast
- if you’re staying at the H.I.E., you get free breakfast (PLEASE bring it downstairs and eat in the Hashspitality Room).  If you’re not staying in the hotel, the Hashspitality Room will be open at 7:30am - serving bloody marys, mimosas and some munchies!
Also, there are a plethora of eating establishments nearby, go out and explore!
1:00pm - GDR TRAIL - Hares: Headlights & Postage. Circle location: TBD.  There will be Runners’ & Walkers’ Trails with multiple Beer Stops.  Snacks provided, but not a full lunch.
5:30pm(ish) - Trail ends.  Return to HIE.  Clean up, have sex in your room, and/or take a nap.
7:00pm - Dinner in the Hashspitality Room.
8:00pm(ish) - longest Circle you will ever experience.
9:00pm(ish)-11:30pm - DJ music.  Dance like no one is watching (but we all are)
Hashspitality Room closes sometime around 2:00am, or whenever Dewey goes to bed.

SUNDAY 3/20:

Breakfast - same as Saturday breakfast.
11:00am - Hangover Hash - hosted by the St. Louis Hash House Harriers.  Hare: Trainwreck.  Circle location: TBD.
Must check out of Hotel by 11:00am.

ALL TIMES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE depending on Mismanagement’s level of drunkenness combined with their decision making.


HOW MUCH IS THIS SHIT GONNA COST ME???:

$50.00 - 1/4/16 thru 1/6/16.  Includes EVERYTHING listed above.
$69.00 - 1/7/16 thru 1/31/16.  Includes EVERYTHING listed above.
$85.00 - 2/1/16 thru 2/29/16.  Includes EVERYTHING listed above.
$95.00 - 3/1/16 thru 3/13/16.  You’re a dumbass.  Includes EVERYTHING listed above, except giveaway cannot be guaranteed.

** We must receive your payment by the cutoff for the price increase or your order will be deleted and you will need to re-register. We're dicks like that!

Or you can pay ala carte.  Each item below is $35.00 and does not include the giveaway:
- Friday Night Trail/Dinner/Drinking ONLY
- Saturday Daytime Trail ONLY
- Saturday Night Dinner/Drinking ONLY

Refunds will be given up to 2/29/16, after that date, you’re stuck with it, or you have to find another hasher to buy your rego.
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WHERE CAN I LAY MY HEAD (who said head?):

All Hashers must book and pay for their own hotel room.

Holiday Inn Express, Central West End

4630 Lindell Blvd., St. Louis, MO  63108
Check In 3:00pm / Check Out 11:00am

We have a block of 55 rooms.  Our discounted rate is $129/night (expires 2/18/16).  There is also on-site parking at an additional $5/per day (reserve it when you book your room).

To book:  call (314) 361-4900 or go to this link:  Holiday Inn Express CWE  our Group Code is “HHH”.

PLEASE respect the others staying in the hotel and the hotel workers... aka be quiet/be nice/no nudity in public areas.  Keep all the debauchery in the Hashspitality Room.


I’M FUCKING LOST:

If you still don't know what's going on, contact us at:
GM:  Dewey Sexual System -
dewey@big-hump.com
Co-GM:  Locknut Monster -
locknut@big-hump.com
Hareraiser:  Ice Princess -
iceprincess@big-hump.com

 

 


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