How Do You Hardly Like My LooseAnus Cum trail!

That's right, it's gonna be one of those trails... A trail to floppin' remember, you wankers. It is a menage a trail with: Hardly Ever Cums, How Do You Like My Headlights NOW, and Greg LooseAnus

And boy-girl-boy, did we find some crazy-ass shit that is ribbed for your hashing pleasure. Well, not ribbed, since there are no condoms allowed. This is partially a LooseAnus trail. Which means, only barebacking allowed. But, you get the point. On this trail you may find several dick moves (and not the newly created gymnastic move by Marisa Dick).

Prepare to possibly expect or what could be missing:
- A park named after a dick
- Three-way haring
- A dick in the river
- An on-after where the name rhymes with beaver
- Mud (hopefully mud)
- Camera surveillance, by dicks, in a wooded area
- Great music
- A scenic overlook
- Little dick plants to get stuck in your clothes (cock-leburs)
- Massive amounts of crazy ass shiggy...C-RA-ZY
- Some gay Hasher is gonna take a machete to clear some out before the hash.
- Throw in some barbed wire, just for added pleasure
- Did we mention mud (hopefully only mud)
- Beer
- T,E & W trails
- More mud (seriously, tie your shoes tightly)
- Toxic water and chemical waste warnings (not related to the mud)
- Signs that read, "No Weapons"
- Beer
- Climbing on the eagle trail
- Hills
- Tons of sheer craziness
- More shiggy than you thought was possible
- No trespassing signs and purple paint in a public park

What to bring:
- Cranium Lamps
- Cranium Lamps
- Cranium Lamps
Once more, for how serious we are.
- CRANIUM LAMPS!!!!
Seriously,
- CRANIUM LAMPS!!!!
OMG,
- CRANIUM LAMPS!!!!
- Night vision goggles, if you don't bring cranium lamps
- Shiggy socks
- Gum boots or mud boots
- Tight shoes
- Tight pants
- Body rolls
- High Kicks
- A party attitude that says you are ready to rock out with your, or someone else's, cock out!

The scouting party was a mess when finished. You will be in the same shape when done with the hash. Your anus may be tight now. It will be a LooseAnus by the time the night is done.
If you don't bring a cranium lamp, be prepared to stay in the woods the rest of the night.

...but, seriously, bring some type of lighting source.

WHERE:
Kock Park
or
Henry F Koch Park
2302 Charbonier Rd
Florissant, MO 63031

Let's meet in the main lot off of Howdershell Road, southeast corner.
https://goo.gl/maps/VvGUEcyetio

ON AFTER:
Deaver's
2109 Charbonier Rd
Florissant, MO 63031