Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Start: Deer Creek Park, 3235 Laclede Station Road, St. Louis MO
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/behz3Hr3HZK2
Details: DBAG hates you, so she planned a torturous death march through her home turf of Maplewood & surrounding territories, full of shoe-sucking swamps, stinging shiggy, dangerous precipices, and miles of long, pointless loops. However, 5 Bucks loves you, and I talked her out of (almost) all those things, PLUS I talked a GM into letting me cover all your hash cash by donating all the beer for the hash from my personal supply. FREE HASHING!!! So grab your friends and come join us for a budget-friendly, turkey-friendly, daylight trail (true trail estimated at less than 4 miles), with a pleasant beer stop, lovely harriettes, delightful scenery, and fun on-aftering.
What to expect: Walker & Runner trails (walker should be pretty wheel-friendly; runner should be dog-friendly enough), your favorite flavor of beer: "Free", trains, spaceships, homebrew.
What to bring: virgins, whistles, drinking vessels, spare liver, bail bonds.
Public Transport: Sunnen Metrolink station is just 0.4 miles away.
On-After: Will be chosen by democracy (McLain's vs. Cuz Hugo's vs. Post)
On-After-After: Side Project?