Nobody has written the Hash Trash yet...WHY ARE WE WAITING!?!?!
Eye Swallow and Stink Palm invite you to come out to Stinky's birthday
trail! The RA's promise better weather
so don't be lame.
What to expect:
1) A shitty runner trail
2) A shitty walker trail
3) Eye poking Shiggy
4) Darkness
5) Bitching
6) Crying
7) Bleeding
What to bring:
1) Cranium lamp
2) Cash & ID
3) First Aid Kit
4) Hip Waders
5) Virgins
Circle:
2355 Ball Drive
Maryland Heights, MO 63146
https://goo.gl/maps/wkhTgHnzqKz
On After:
Maybe the Dorsett Inn?
Lost? Call Stinky 314-402-6791