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Wednesday 12/30/2015 #1299

Fake Bake, Postage & Ice Princess @ Kirkwood

Hash Trash:

We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.

Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone  minded.  A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.

Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.

All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail to wrap up 20__!!!

Love, Dewey



Directions:


Hash 1300 Prelube, aka The Last Hash of 2015

Cum celebrate the year end and toast in a new one with some of your favorite half minds. Postage, Fake Bake and Ice Princess will provide trails that’ll lead you astray in Kirkwood. You may even find some beer on your journey.

CIRCLE UP:
the Parking Lot of St Peter Catholic Church
Approximately 200 W. Jefferson Avenue, Kirkwood, MO 63122 (corner of W. Jefferson and N. Clay)
https://goo.gl/maps/dX4wtL3oi1T2
Park closer to the Church or on the street if lot is crowded.

WHAT TO EXPECT:
Runners Trail of epic proportions. OK maybe not epic.
A true Walkers Trail
A couple of beer stops for the runners and one warm one for the walkers.
Celebratory champagne

WHAT YOU NEED:
Cranium light
Stuff to keep you warm and dry b/c Winter is back.
Cash and ID for trail.

ON AFTER:
Mike Duffy’s Pub and Grill
124 W. Jefferson Ave, 63122
$5 Buckets & Draft Specials




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