We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
Pub Crawl / White Elephant Gift Exchange
It's a Pub Crawl and you'll be walking to bars... dress festive, wear your normal bar clothes or dress warm. But if you show up in running clothes, looking for some exercise, we will definitely make fun of you.
Hash Cash will not be collected, but attendance will be taken. You are responsible for your own bar tabs.
If you want to play... wrap up something funny, creative and/or shitty to exchange (spend $0-$15). We'll play "Rob Your Neighbor" and hashers will fight for your crap.
6:30pm - O'Connell's Pub, https://goo.gl/maps/2N9nbjHYuc72
(due to the road work, probably best to park near Guido's and walk over from there)
7:45pm - Milo's Tavern, https://goo.gl/maps/3EYDdUJxjYH2
9:00pm - Guido's Pizzeria & Tapas, . Gift exchange will happen here! https://goo.gl/maps/X1GProStoJU2
We get their Happy Hour Specials all night!
All the bars serve food, and we'll be at each one long enough for you to order.