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Wednesday 12/16/2015 #1296

Puke Halt & Fake Bake Fvck @ ???

Hash Trash:

We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.

Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone  minded.  A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.

Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.

All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!



Directions:


Circle Up:
The old Schuncks parking lot in Twin Oaks
1342-1346 Big Bend Rd, 63088
(Southeast corner of Big Bend and Hwy. 141)
https://goo.gl/maps/SmcfPFCRkKT2

Puke Halt cries for help... Lock Nut answers... and Fake Bake is what you get... Somebody cry foul.

So it's Puke Halt and Fake doing their worst to lay a shitty live trail through the tiny town of Twin Oaks.

What to expect:
Runners Trail /No Walkers Trail but we'll tell you how to get to the BS
Shiggy? Of course! It's a Puke Bake Trail.
Puke Halt. Duh!
Some rehashing of trails from a long time ago in galaxy far far away.

What you need:
Cranium light. It might help.
A good excuse for the cops.
A slow running pace so you don't catch the hares.

On After:
Kriegers
1356 Big Bend Rd, 63021


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