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Wednesday 11/25/2015 #1291

Stink Palm, Eye Swallow, Fvck Me Pumps, Cum It Out @ Skanksgiving

Hash Trash:

We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.

Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone  minded.  A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.

Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.

All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!


Cum out and earn your gluttony at the 2015 Skanksgiving hash! This year's homemade buffet includes a walker's, eagle, and of course turkey trail to potentially put on your all-American plate. There will be some festive and not so festive stops along the way, complete with happy trees, a happy little bush over there, a happy turkey or two, and plenty of happy alcohol to consume at all times. Thanksgiving or Skanksgiving attire is encouraged; a hybrid of both would be ideal.

Circle up:
Save-a-Lot @ 4324 Loughborough Ave, St. Louis, MO 63116

On After:
Haven @ 6625 Morganford Rd, St. Louis, MO 63116

What to bring:
cranium lamps or night vision
ID for trail
a second liver
your 2nd-grade art skillz

Big Hump Hash House Harriers - St. Louis, Missouri - Established 1999