We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
The Walking Dead Hashpocalypse
I'm sure you're all planning on showing up at the Hash on Wed., fully costumed and ready to have a "fun run" with your friends while enjoying some fine quality beers. BUT - this time as you take off running, imagine not knowing where the hare is lurking and what horrors lie ahead - and what's that behind you? A walker? Michael Meyers? The horrible Clown from Steven King's "It"? Or is it just the Hare? You should be that paranoid the entire trail because its Locknut's Hashoween!
This year's Anal Hashoween Extravaganza will include prizes for the Best Dressed Harriette and the Best Dressed Wanker, as well as a GIVEAWAY for the first 25 Hashers dressed in your finest costume! And no, the giveaway is not a hash tag featuring a picture of Locknut's zombified, um, locknuts!
1140 Reco Road 63126
It might look abandoned - don't worry about it.
Malone's on Watson
8742 Watson Rd, St. Louis, MO 63119