We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.
Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone minded. A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.
Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.
All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!
Join Frankie TDTPE & Beaner Wiener as they present another episode of 'World Peace Through Beer'. This inter-hashional event is celebrated by kennels worldwide to spread peace, love and (of course) legs! Plan on running a little and drinking a LOT!
For this year's celebration, we're inviting our amigos from St. Louis H3, Bell Scott H3, Vaj H3 and Tumbling Dice H3 as hash-bassadors to help us make this an international incident. If you've never WPTB-ed before...this is a do-not-miss event. DMB might even be heard exclaiming, "Et Ole WPTB-ing tarpeeksi kovaa!"
This trail is walker, roller and dog-friendly