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Saturday 09/26/2015 #1279

Kibbles 'n Dicks/If the Dick Fits You Must Acquit @ ???

Hash Trash:

We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.

Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone  minded.  A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.

Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.

All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!


Cum one, cum all to the double dick trail.  Join Kibbles n' Dicks and Dick Fits for a shitty trail starting at:

Lafayette Square Park 
corner of Park Ave and Mississippi Ave.  
Closest address to map:  2003 Park Ave, St Louis, MO 63104

We are proud to announce that we are bringing back the "CSS" (Clothes Swap Stop), so be prepared to show your britches.  We promise to keep the trail relatively short (3-4miles) to keep you racists fresh for the Sunday 12-mile hash.  The trail will be dog, lazy, and walker friendly.

Tick Tock Tavern, 3459 Magnolia Ave, 63118  
It is connected to Steve's Hot Dogs so food will be available to purchase.  Tick Tock is cash only, but they have an ATM in house.


Big Hump Hash House Harriers - St. Louis, Missouri - Established 1999