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Wednesday 09/23/2015 #1278

Purple Muffin Stuffin' & Greg LooseAnus @ Maplewood

Hash Trash:

We were waiting for circle to start at hash #____, it was pretty cold/hot/nice/rainy, but the beer helped us forget about that. The hare/hares got in for some chalk talk, the RA blessed him/her/them and soon, the pack was on-out.

Trail was pretty awesome/shitty and we managed to find trail easily/get lost. We arrived at the Beer Stop, drank some beer, gave the hare/hares some shit about their trail, and were soon back out in the city/shiggy. There were some chick checks, and of course the harriettes opted to check/flash instead of flash/check! Those crazy harriettes! Of course, no one/everyone  minded.  A few of the virgin/veteran hashers thought it would be a good idea to shortcut and immediately got lost/died. Oh well! Better luck next time.

Once trail was over, we drank our dranks and sang our songs. Disco/Hummers was called out for shitting on trail, Whiney/PMS for getting lost, $5$5$5/59 for raceist behavior and the hare/hares for their shit show of a trail.

All in all, a pretty generic/amazing/shitty/wonderful trail!



Circle up:
the Maplewood Public / Marietta parking lot
which is approximately 7351 Marietta Avenue, 63143

There will be a 5K Walker's trail.

As always, cranium lights, knee pads, shiggy sockies for some scant shiggy, and water wings are a good idea.

probably Crow's Nest
7336 Manchester Rd., 63143

unless it's after 10pm when we finish up.  In that case possibly Cusumano's


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